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I kind of opened up with a small freak out about all the fake rocks littering the fare grounds, leering at me from the corner of my eye, and threatening my with bodily harm whenever I got to close.
I thought I would never so one again.
I was wrong.
Friday, I went to pick up a friend of mine from her house so we could go to the Fruits Of Our Roots Program up at the school. While sitting in her driveway, I happened to notice something out of the corner of my eye.
There it was. Mocking me.
Whispering its plans of world destruction and concure (in that order)
I quickly pulled my friend in the car, and we ducked down below the seats. Yet they continued to watch. Forming their plans to overthrow the real rocks of the world, and name themselves the domonate beings.
However, we need not worry. I descovered that if you simply stand before the fake rock, you need only to prefore these tasks:
1) Make eye contact with the fake rock.
You may find this to be dificault, considering that the fake rocks will hide it's natural eyeholes from you. Do not let this bother you, however, mealing stare at the rock in question until it becomes self-consious and is forces to look back at you. Do not break eye contact.
2) Flick a Real rock in the generial direction of the Fake rock.
It does not matter the size of the rock, mearily that it is real. By reminding the rock of its fakeness, you are wearing down its rough resolve, breaking into its inner self lothing. You can walk away, only after you hear the shattering of its soul. (This sounds like a wind chime, or river reaids) Once you hear this sound, you know that this rock will never rise to stand against the real rocks.
3) There is no step three.
So the next time you see large object that resembles this:
Follow these steps, and feel better knowing that you have helped save the world from a dark and Fake future. So set forth, and crush the FAKE ROCKS!
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